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My mom and dad used to try to get the school to do something about Bubba.

Now it's 'Sure, Bubba' and 'You betcha, Bubba' whenever he talks to him. Mike McDermish got dared to do it once and was nothing but Mike-mush when it was over. I've told him that calling him Alvin will get me pounded. He thinks I should call him Alvin, which is his real name. My father thinks I shouldn't call Bubba 'Bubba' like everyone else does. We had to slap his cheeks like crazy to get him to wake up, and when he did, he sat up, then threw up. When Bubba shouted at him, Ian's eyes rolled up in his head. It actually happened to him in the third grade. Teachers are always telling him to use words instead of fists-they have no idea what they're saying! Bubba-breath can knock you out cold.Īsk Ian McCoy. What I do know is that Bubba Bixby's got rocky knuckles. My dad says a boy isn't born bad-he grows into being bad.

Shredderman attack of the tagger full#

'About this title' may belong to another edition of this title.Bubba Bixby was born big and mean, full of teeth and ready to bite. Something that cried out, 'Shredderman, we need your help!' And in the name of truth and justice I couldn't just stand by and watch. It kept me plenty busy, and besides, I didn't want all of Cedar Valley wondering who Shredderman was.īut then something happened. Only kids from school knew about the site, which was fine with me. So for a while everything was going great. Usually girls do this, which can get a little embarrassing. Shredderman also gets e-mails from kids wanting me to add a joke to the Jokes link, or just asking, Who ARE you? Sometimes I even get messages from kids who want Shredderman to watch out for someone that's causing them trouble at school. I keep Bubba's Big Butt posted for insurance, and I told Bubba in a Shredderman e-mail that it stays there until he starts being nice to people. Like a new Mystery Student every week, and joke contests, and riddles, and crossword puzzles. It used to be 'All Bubba, All the Time,' but now it's got other stuff, too. Green has also helped me do new things with the site. The song's only about fifteen seconds when you boot up, but I like it. If you don't dig it, I'll trash the idea.' He grinned at me. 'You can load song clips on your computer, can't you?' I promise-it'll be outtasight!' He eyed me. 'A theme song? But that'll give away that it's you, won't it?' 'Hey! What if I come up with a theme song?' He leaned in close and whispered, ' You need a bouncer, Nolan, and I'm your man.' 'But why does Shredderman need a bouncer? He's Shredderman!' I went with the strong urge to rub my chin. 'Hey, why don't you make me bald all over.' He grinned. 'You'd better draw me with short hair.' He snapped his fingers. 'I look like a bouncer! Like one of those big cats that stands at the door to keep troublemakers out? Big muscles. 'Don't mess with Shredderman, man, or the Bouncer'll getcha!' 'And I've come up with a great name, too!' 'I'm going to be the best sidekick ever, Nolan!' he said. Green figured it out, but instead of turning me over to Dr.

Which is what gave me the idea-and the courage-to become a secret cyber-superhero.Įverything was going great, too! Shredderman had exposed Bubba for the bully he is and no one had a clue that I was Shredderman.

And while everyone else may think I'm nerdy or geeky or dweeby, Mr. Green and call him the Happy Hippie, but I think he's the coolest teacher ever. What he really does is make tons of noise! Man, you should see his fingers fly! When Mr. He loves his guitar! He plays it like crazy for music and then for all sorts of other reasons during the day. Green a hippie because he has long hair and drives an old Volkswagen van with dolphins painted all over it. There is one person who knows that I'm Shredderman.Īctually, he's got a lot more power than I do.Įveryone calls Mr. Cedar Valley Elementary is a much safer place since Shredderman came to town! Voss, our principal-to watch Bubba's every move. Serves him right for underestimating underdogs!Īnd it sure got teachers-and even Dr. Which is how Bubba's Big Butt-and a lot of his other dirty deeds-got posted on the Web for the whole world to see. Bubba used to flip over lunch trays.Īnd since Bubba's sly-and a really good liar-no one could ever prove anything.Īnd I started catching Bubba in the act-on camera! He's a big bully with killer breath and rocky knuckles. Alvin 'Bubba' Bixby hates Shredderman.īubba's the reason I built the Shredderman Web site. Okay, not everyone thinks Shredderman is cool. And maybe a lot of kids at school call me Nerd, but Shredderman they call cool. A secret name.Įveryone at school has been to, but no one knows that Shredderman is me. My name's Nolan Byrd, but I have another name, too.